Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Halloween Advices

 Vintage Halloween Card Time!

Sometimes gourd-headed homonculi can be seen leering over fences on Halloween.

You've might even noticed them chasing you down country paths at twilight.

Did you know you can lure them home by dragging tins of muffins behind you?

Not that this is advised, because once they move in they'll start bringing home platters of cabbage brethren... with faces.  They'll never explain where they got them, but you'll know.  You'll know.

You must dispose of these immediately, or their ghastly miasma will cause all the fruits in your larder to cheerfully commit suicide by drowning.  They won't even realize what's happening until it's too late.

And, for the love of all you hold holy, never ever mate with the things.  The offspring of such a union, well...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE these, especially the first two! And I love Halloween! I'm still just a little girl at heart.

And as for mating with those little critters...I sort of wonder what might happen if they didn't give you a choice.

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