Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Halloween Advices

 Vintage Halloween Card Time!

Sometimes gourd-headed homonculi can be seen leering over fences on Halloween.

You've might even noticed them chasing you down country paths at twilight.

Did you know you can lure them home by dragging tins of muffins behind you?

Not that this is advised, because once they move in they'll start bringing home platters of cabbage brethren... with faces.  They'll never explain where they got them, but you'll know.  You'll know.

You must dispose of these immediately, or their ghastly miasma will cause all the fruits in your larder to cheerfully commit suicide by drowning.  They won't even realize what's happening until it's too late.

And, for the love of all you hold holy, never ever mate with the things.  The offspring of such a union, well...

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Tumbling and Booking

Ah, October. I feel a bit more myself once the dry leaves go skittering down the sidewalks.

My Dollies! I've recently started up a Tumblr, which can be found here  It's just for fun, at the moment mostly for the reblogging of things that catch my eye, and occasionally for thoughts too brief to make a whole post about here. Give me a follow, why not?

Also, I'm considering putting some stories up for sale ebook style, also with paperback versions. What do you think? Leave a comment! If I do publish, I'll be relying on you lovely persons for positive book reviews (assuming, of course, they are deserving of such).