I'm just down from the roof, finished with the annual taking down of the xmas lights (they were purple leds this year). For the second year in a row I have discovered that a Scrooge -- a SCROOGE -- of a Squirrel has chewed through one of my light strings rendering it useless. All I can do is denude the dead string for a lifetime's worth of replacement bulbs for the good one. Squirrels hate christmas! You heard it here first.